White coat. Heels.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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