u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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