Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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