your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
