Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
He felt like a one man threesome
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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