I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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