Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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