this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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