Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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