I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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