My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
soo... how was my night?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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