Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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