I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
