I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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