i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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