return my video game
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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