am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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