i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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