the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
