so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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