is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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