i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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