They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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