I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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