Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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