Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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