Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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