when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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