What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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