Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
...so i touched it.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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