Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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