make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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