I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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