I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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