he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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