do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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