Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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