But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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