I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She bit a glass in half.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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