Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
