What a fucking waste of an outfit
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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