I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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