I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Im just a social blackout drinker.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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