I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Banned from zoo.
Again?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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