Where are you?
In a non slutty way
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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