he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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