well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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