At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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