we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
only you would photoshop your dick
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You were trust falling into bushes
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
