This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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