This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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