just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
that is very illegal...i love you.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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