porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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