Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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