Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I understand Curling. That high.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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