i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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