yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
They have beer where we have blood.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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